Chapter 664： Excuse me, will a poisonous snake be poisoned to death?

Alternative male number one: "I want to compete with you in badminton!"

Ye Xiu: "Okay!"

After half an hour.

Twenty to one~

The candidate male number one leaves dingy.

Alternative male number two: "I want to play table tennis with you!"

Ye Xiu: "Take it!"

ten minutes later.

Fifty to one is not too miserable.

The second male candidate is walking away with his face covered~

The candidate male No. 3 heart said: I am a national piano master, let you see today!

"Let's compare the piano!"

Ye Xiu: "Okay."

Then I listened to the candidate male number three exclaiming: "Liszt's "Hungarian Rhapsody" No. 9?

12 Super Skills Etude No. 5 "Wraith"! ?

And Ravel's "The Ghost of the Night" suite! ? "

After listening to Ye Xiu's performance, the candidate male number three knelt directly: "Brother, you win, I'll get out!"

Alternative male number three ran away~

Because he is familiar with piano, he knows very well that the trilogy played by Ye Xiu are all the most difficult pieces in the world.

That smooth performance literally threw him eighteen streets!

Master piano!

Can't afford to provoke.

After that, five or six candidates were challenged in a row, all of which were OK on the spot by Ye Xiu.

In less than three hours, more than half of the people have left.

There are only five people left.

The five people looked at each other, then looked at Ye Xiu, and stopped talking.

They were not convinced, they wanted to challenge Ye Xiu very much.

But they dare not speak~

Because they are afraid~

I was afraid that what I would know would be Ye Xiu's strong point.

Just now, those ten people challenged ten kinds of skills, and they all lost.

This Ye Xiu was obviously very talented, so he didn't have enough skills.

What should they challenge?

Thinking hard one by one in my heart.

Ye Xiu didn't bother to waste time with them.

He said directly: "Looking at you for a while, I guess you can't think of a comparison. Why not?

Let me ask, who do you think is more difficult to learn compared with other languages? "

Everyone listened.

cut!

Chinese? Still difficult?

How can it compare with our English?

"That's the point? Of course, English is more difficult. Don't think that English is composed of more than 20 letters, but when different letters are organized, they have different meanings. There are tens of thousands of variations in total. How can Chinese be compared? "

"Yes! How can the difficulty of Chinese be better than that of English?"

The faces of a group of people showed their disdain for Chinese.

Ye Xiu smiled slightly and said, "Okay, don't think about the content of the competition. You used to pick it before. Now I will pick it.

I will give a simple Chinese question. If you answer it, what if I just turn my head and go? "

Everyone suddenly showed joy: "Really? This is what you said!"

Ye Xiu: "Of course."

"Okay, you ask the question! I don't believe it, a little Chinese can stump us!"

Everyone is confident.

"Then please listen."

Ye Xiu smiled slightly and said the subject: "The health committee member of the class said: Xiao Ming, there is bird droppings on the window, can you wipe it?

Xiao Ming: I wipe it! I won't wipe it! "

After a pause, Ye Xiu smiled and said, "Excuse me, did Xiao Ming wipe it or not?"

Everyone: "..."

There was a moment of silence.

Did you wipe it?

This question...a bit difficult~~

Seeing that everyone didn't answer, Ye Xiu smiled and said, "Maybe it's a bit difficult?"

Everyone nodded again and again.

Ye Xiu: "Then make it simpler."

"Please listen to the question.

The same table asked Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming, do you have any hair on your legs?

Xiao Ming: There is a hairy! "

After a pause, Ye Xiu said, "Then the question is, are there any leg hairs on Xiao Ming's legs?"

Everyone: "Of course there is! Xiao Ming didn't say there is a hairy!"

Ye Xiu shook his head: "The answer is no. As everyone knows, "There is a hair" is a tone sentence, Xiao Ming has no hair on his legs!"

Everyone:? ? ? ?

Seeing everyone's angry stare, Ye Xiu smiled and said: "Why? Not convinced? That is giving you a chance.

The third question.

Excuse me, will a poisonous snake be poisoned to death? "

Everyone: "!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?"

In an instant, his face turned black.

What are you... just playing tongue twisters?

What the **** are you talking about?

Ye Xiu: "Too difficult? Then change another one."

"Excuse me, will the electric eel be electrocuted by the electric eel?"

Everyone:...(⊙_⊙;)...? ? ? ? ? ?

"Don't understand? Then change it.

The principal said: I told you not to do anything else on school uniforms, you have to do nothing else.

Excuse me, what does the principal mean. "

Everyone: "……………………"

"Don't understand? Then look at this.

Xiaolongnv said to Guoer, I really want to live the life of my son.

Excuse me, what does the little dragon girl mean. "

Everyone (wheezing and panting), glaring at Ye Xiu angrily, without saying a word.

But the meaning is self-evident: Do you think these topics are for people?

Tang Xinci's face was dull beside him, and it was true that Ye Xiu had never expected Ye Xiu to perform such a showy operation.

Su Jiu'er covered her mouth and snickered, really amused by Ye Xiu.

Seeing that everyone said nothing, Ye Xiu sighed, "Still not? Then I'll give you one last chance.

? "

Everyone wondered whether they should go straight away.

But he glanced at Su Jiu'er, who was like a fairy, hesitated and nodded, and decided to accept the challenge.

But if they knew the last topic in advance, they might just cry and run away.

Ye Xiu: "Then I will ask another question, the simplest one!"

"Yeah." Everyone nodded again and again.

They don't believe in evil!

Can't you even handle a small Chinese question?

Each one's eyes showed stubborn disobedience and curiosity about new topics.

"Listen well."

After a pause, Ye Xiu took a mouthful, took a short breath, and said, "The first uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was tricked into the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's nine that he put in the eighth uncle's cabinet. The uncle borrowed one thousand yuan from the tenth uncle to the eleventh uncle."

Phoo~~~

Ye Xiu: "Excuse me, who is the thief?"

Everyone: "......!!!!!!"

His eyes were round and he gritted his teeth, wishing to tear Ye Xiu.

Do you call this the easiest?

Simple Nima!

One of them threw the wine glass in his hand and yelled: "shit! YOU……! #@##￥￥%￥%"

Then angrily turned his head and left.

Anyway, we are also an elite worth over 100 million yuan, so we are not immune to this anger!

Someone took the lead, and someone immediately followed.

Four more walked away at once.

Only one left.

As for the other one, the distorted face was already out of human form, and it seemed to be suppressing as much as possible.

He wants to go very much now, but he likes Su Jiu'er very much.

But staying here is afraid that I will be tortured to death by this abnormality in front of me.

So, go? Still not leaving?

He thought that they should all be gone, Ye Xiu didn't expect that there would be anyone left, so he couldn't help taking a high look at him.

Tang Xinci was also relieved. It was obvious that this man really liked drinking.

As long as he can persist, even if Su Zhishan disagrees, I will fight for you Tang Xinci!

Tang Xinci said inwardly.

Ye Xiu looked at the people who were left behind and smiled and said, "Why? Do you still want to challenge? Just right!

I have a simpler one in my hand. "

Ye Xiu didn't talk nonsense this time, and asked directly:"

Tofu sellers chat with tofu buyers.

Buy tofu: how much is tofu?

Tofu seller: one piece and two pieces.

Q: How much is tofu? "

As soon as the voice fell, I saw that the only one left was full of horror.

Almost hysterically roared: "I'm going! Isn't it possible for me to go!!!"

After finishing talking, I ran out of the restaurant and wiped tears while running~

As you can imagine, how broken his heart is~~

I have seen Huaxia people, but I have never seen such a perverted Huaxia people.

Is one of these topics given to people?

Too **** too much!

Oh oh...

After the last person left.

The restaurant fell into a brief silence in an instant.

Looking at the empty restaurant, Tang Xinci looked ugly, and there was a moment of silence.

The elites she invited were all confirmed by Ye Xiu~~

The last group of educated people is simply inhumane.

Tang Xinci darkly looked at Ye Xiu who was smiling, "Boy, don't be too proud of you too early. Even if you kill all your competitors, you are still not qualified to be my son-in-law!"

Ye Xiu: "Anything else?"

"Of course!"

Tang Xin snorted coldly: "My Su family is a well-known family, and I also have huge wealth and company operations abroad.

Our son-in-law must be able to take over the family business in the future!

Among them, it is a test of a person's ability to socialize, and the ability to adapt to changes.

If you can't even do these things, don't want to get close to my daughter! "

Ye Xiu: "The soldiers are here to cover the water and earth~"

Tang Xinci snorted, turned his head and left: "Let's go and see!"

Leave directly after speaking.

At this moment, Su Zhishan glanced back at his wife who was leaving, walked over, patted Ye Xiu on the shoulder, and whispered, "Boy, what my wife said, do you understand?

She has already begun to test your social skills!

In other words, you pass the first level!

Hahaha, congratulations! "

Ye Xiu's eyes lit up slightly, and he punched Su Zhishan, "Thank you, my father-in-law for reminding me."

"Hmm! Not bad, good, sensible!"

Su Zhishan looked at Su Jiu'er happily: "Girl, look good! You guys go for it!

I go first! "

Su Jiu'er: "Hehe, dad walk slowly!"

Ye Xiu: "Father-in-law, go slowly~"

Watching the two leave.

Yeah!

Su Jiu'er threw himself into Ye Xiu's arms happily, extremely happy in his heart.

The look in Ye Xiu's eyes was full of curiosity and admiration.

I used to think Ye Xiu Yangguang was handsome, but he didn't expect to be so versatile!

She really picked up a treasure!

My man is so good!

With Su Jiu'er in his arms, Ye Xiu asked, "Who does the mother-in-law talk about socializing with?"

Su Jiu'er thought for a while and said: "I remember next week, I will ask Romani Conti Winery to talk about cooperation. You know, the wine industry has huge potential wealth. My dad has always wanted to join it. The winery’s business is very exclusive, so there has been no chance."

"Well, I will try it next week."

Ye Xiu said with a smile.

Heart said: Romani Conti Winery, I am familiar with it~~~