Chapter 42 – Are You a Big-Breasted or a Small-Breasted Person?
As far as I know, Yuzuriha-san was in a very good mood on the way back to our country.
I don’t know why, but she was floating around.
The things she said to me were all very upbeat.
“You are now a member of the aristocracy!”
“No, no, no. How can I become a noble just by killing ogres?”
“Fufu, you can say that now, but only for the time being, you know?”
For example,
“If you were to become a noble, it would naturally mean that our duke family will be your guardian. You’ll probably receive numerous marriage proposals from now on, but make sure to refuse them all for yourself. As for Suzuha’s proposals, you should also refuse them as much as possible. Understood?”
“Eh…?”
“We promise that our Duke family will provide the best marriage partner for both of you. Even if it means that someone like me, a clumsy woman, may be assigned to you…! “
Another one would be…
“What kind of outfit do you think would be good for the victory celebration party? I still think we should unify the design of your clothes and my dress to emphasize that our Duke family is your guardian. What do you think?”
“Wait a minute! I’m a commoner and I don’t want to go to any more parties! And even if I do have to go, I have a costume made for the last party!”
“Your humility is a virtue, but to showcase our overwhelming victory, it’s essential to have new outfits. …I’ve got it! I came up with a groundbreaking design that shows that you and I fought back to back and persevered in battle…!”
Those were the things she said on our way back.
Eventually—
“—Let me ask you, are you a big-breasted or a small-breasted person?”
“What are you talking about all of a sudden!?”
“T-This is an important matter! It’s something I’ve learned in my time serving in the military. There are two types of men when it comes to b*****s—Those who prefer large b*****s and those who prefer small ones. As you can see, my chest has grown excessively since I was young and now it’s even bigger than my head. So if you’re someone who prefers large b*****s, then all the trouble I’ve had with them was worth it, since they’ve grown to be so big. But if you prefer small b*****s, then…” (T/N: Bigger than her head, lmao. Guess that’s why she’s so lewd at times… Not that I’m complaining)
“Then…?”
“At the time when you become a noble, I’m considering just cutting off my b*****s…!”
“W-WHA!? I prefer big b***s! I love them!!”
—Towards the end, with a friendly tone that even included some erotic talk, we were having a delusional conversation about what she would do if I became a noble in the future.
From my perspective, there was no doubt that I was being praised and I felt hesitant to spoil the good mood of Yuzuriha-san, who was in a good mood, so I replied with some awkward nods and murmurs.
However…
The day after finally returning to the country, when Yuzuriha-san welcomed me at the Duke’s household, she was extremely displeased.
“W-What’s wrong, Yuzuriha-san…?”
“It’s all messed up! …I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have taken it out on you even though it’s not your fault. I’m still immature.”
“No, that’s fine.”
“Yesterday I was so angry that I ended up calling up the Duke’s private army urgently and putting on training until midnight. Haha…”
Although Yuzuriha-san said that self-deprecatingly, the ones who suffered were probably the private soldiers who were urgently summoned. I wonder if it’s unexpectedly a black workplace.
By the way, to add to Yuzuriha-san’s honor, her occasional special training for the purpose of stress relief is surprisingly popular among the private soldiers, who say things like “It’s a great chance to see the true face of the usually composed young lady,” “Her b*****s bounce dynamically as she moves with all her might,” and “I want to be stepped on by the young lady.” Anyway, that’s beside the point.
As I entered the Duke’s study with Yuzuriha-san, who had brought me there, the Duke, who seemed to have been waiting for me, spoke up.
“—You have performed too well. It is because of you that our country will soon begin a war.”
