CH 6

After dinner, Fu Zhi Zhou started to drive off. Qiao Luo sat behind with his mom and dad, directly behind Fu Zhi Zhou’s seat. He put his two slender arms around the driver seat’s headrest and asked suggestively, “Zhou Zhou gege, a proper husband must keep his promises, right?”

Fu Zhi Zhou gave him a look through the rear mirror and criticized, “Sit properly. What if I accidentally apply brakes? You’re going to make another fuss again.”

Mother Qiao added on too, “Luo Luo, sit properly. Don’t you know that sitting like this is really dangerous?”

Grandpa Fu had always been particularly doting on Qiao Luo and said, “Isn’t it all because of the one who doesn’t return home often? This is why our Xiao Luo Luo would lean forward, trying to stick just like usual.”

Qiao Luo felt a little embarrassed and sat back down nicely before saying, “Grandpa Fu, I’m already 16, why am I still called ‘Xiao Luo Luo’?”

Grandpa Fu said, “Oh, 16 already? This grandpa of yours is already 76! How can you say that you’re not young?”

Qiao Luo looked at this question from a surprisingly different angle, and said while trying to blaze a new trail1, “Xiao Zhou Zhou……”

The driver’s face instantaneously went dark.

That little bastard was about to ascend again.

……The premonition came true.

Qiao-randomly-ascending-little-bastard was foolishly happy in his own tiny world. He puckered his lips and said the word “Zhou“ with an improper pronunciation, “Xiao Chu Chu.”

He felt that it was quite fun so he repeated, “Chu Chu~”

Fu Zhi Zhou got so annoyed that he took out the bag of dried prunes that he had prepared from the junk box and threw it towards the back seat, “Just eat your snacks!”

Grandpa Fu was over the moon as usual, “It’s only towards our Luo Luo that he will have this patience. Tsk tsk. Zhi Zhou, don’t show such an ugly expression. So what if a little child plays around? You’re too strict!”

Saying so, he sighed softly and mumbled to himself, “That’s true. He’s the grandson of that old thing, how could he not be strict?”

The family sitting at the back didn’t notice the conversation of the grandfather-grandson sitting in front. Fu Zhi Zhou reached out a hand to hold Grandpa Fu’s as he helplessly persuaded, “Grandpa, you’re mindlessly mulling over useless things again.”

Anyhow, Grandpa Fu was someone who was already 70+ years old. After a night of lively fun, he was tired so he went to rest first.”

Fu Zhi Zhou followed Father and Mother Qiao to put down the luggage at Qiao house. He was caught by Qiao Luo as he was held hostage by the corner of his shirt, “You promised to play with me once I’m back.”

Although his temper was bad, Fu Zhi Zhou had never gone back on any of his promises to Qiao Luo.

So it was the same this time round. Even though his face was as cold as usual, he still said, “En. I’ll come home this weekend.”

Qiao Luo’s pair of big eyes shone brightly with excitement and a cunning gleam. The hand at the corner of the shirt changed to swinging the arm. Qiao Luo sold meng as he dragged his words, “I want to go to your school.”

Fu Zhi Zhou couldn’t retrieve his arm back and asked after being in a deadlock for a minute, “Where will you stay if you go to my school?”

Qiao Luo said without any hesitation, “Your dorm! Don’t we sleep together at your home too?”

Fu Zhi Zhou had to forgive this fool who had never even been to a dorm and reminded him, “The bed in my house is 2 metres and the bed in the dorm is only 1 metre. Are you sure that you won’t fall?”

Qiao Luo had no idea how to gauge this measurement of metres, so he said without using his brain, “I’ll sleep inside so I won’t fall down!”

Will you die if you don’t use your brain?

Fu Zhi Zhou gritted his teeth, “So you will push me down, is that it?”

Qiao Luo giggled and looked at Fu Zhi Zhou cutely, speaking in an exceptionally innocent way, “I’ve only kicked you once when we were younger so why do you still hold onto that grudge?”

Fu Zhi Zhou’s head and chest began to ache.

That year, this little rascal’s sleeping posture had changed 180 degrees. The thing that made Fu Zhi Zhou freeze was not the fact that he was kicked down from the 2 metres wide bed, but the fact that Qiao Luo could still ask him the next day, innocently and purely while being muddle headed, “Is it more cooling to sleep on the floor?” Who could forget such a thing!

Currently, this little rascal used an even more innocent, even purer, even cuter face, selling more meng, to look at him than that year. Fu Zhi Zhou deeply inhaled and exhaled, and was no longer able to hold back, so he compromised, “Forget it. Anyway, it’s summer vacation. I’ll ask my roommate to let you sleep on his bed.”

Qiao Luo leaped high up and landed on Fu Zhi Zhou’s body, using both hands and feet to grab onto the other, he shouted, “Dad! Mom! I’m going off with Zhou Zhou gege!”

Since young, since young, since young!! Once he was excited, he would always jump onto Fu Zhi Zhou’s body! What kind of habit was this!

Fu Zhi Zhou felt that his blood pressure was going above the roof tonight, all thanks to this little bastard. He deeply resented himself for getting soft-hearted once he heard that sickly voice and agreeing to play with Qiao Luo. Gritting his teeth, he said, “Qiao Luo, if you still don’t get down and end up falling, don’t you dare to complain to me.”

Qiao Luo grabbed Fu Zhi Zhou’s neck in a death-grip, “I don’t wanna.”

Since young, Fu Zhi Zhou grew fast. Qiao Luo, who always followed him, was a small little thing, so grabbing him like that was still acceptable. But the current Qiao Luo was a 1.7m tall guy. Even if he was skinny, he still had weight. Fu Zhi Zhou was afraid that he would fall and his entire being was about to explode, “QIAO! LUO!”

Qiao Luo rushed him, “I can just directly bring over my luggage. Faster, faster, faster! Carry me while you walk.”

Fu Zhi Zhou snapped, pinching Qiao Luo’s tiny waist as he pulled him down from his shoulder. He said with a dark expression, “In your dreams!”

Qiao Luo tilted his furry head over in offering, “Here, I’ll let you hug me.”

His height reached Fu Zhi Zhou’s neck effortlessly, “Hug me. Hug me.”

His hair was soft and fuzzy, still carrying a faint scent of shampoo. The itch from his head rubbing against his neck made Fu Zhi Zhou’s expression even darker. His eyebrows creased and his body felt as if it was nailed down, allowing Qiao Luo to rub against him for a while. Then, he used one finger to push Qiao Luo’s forehead away. His heart was drained beyond imagination, “I’ll fetch you tomorrow. I’m accompanying my grandpa tonight. You’d better stay home obediently.”

Author’s note: 

Shi Si (author’s pen-name) looks at the question from a surprisingly pure angle, and hints while trying to show off her originality, “Xiao Hai Xing……” (crazily trying to hint)

T/N: QL messing with fire and didn’t get burnt from the rage (¬‿¬)

Btw the author was just hinting for everyone to support her on the site! 

our Luo Luo is trying something new here~

After dinner, Fu Zhi Zhou started to drive off. Qiao Luo sat behind with his mom and dad, directly behind Fu Zhi Zhou’s seat. He put his two slender arms around the driver seat’s headrest and asked suggestively, “Zhou Zhou gege, a proper husband must keep his promises, right?”

Fu Zhi Zhou gave him a look through the rear mirror and criticized, “Sit properly. What if I accidentally apply brakes? You’re going to make another fuss again.”

Mother Qiao added on too, “Luo Luo, sit properly. Don’t you know that sitting like this is really dangerous?”

Grandpa Fu had always been particularly doting on Qiao Luo and said, “Isn’t it all because of the one who doesn’t return home often? This is why our Xiao Luo Luo would lean forward, trying to stick just like usual.”

Qiao Luo felt a little embarrassed and sat back down nicely before saying, “Grandpa Fu, I’m already 16, why am I still called ‘Xiao Luo Luo’?”

Grandpa Fu said, “Oh, 16 already? This grandpa of yours is already 76! How can you say that you’re not young?”

Qiao Luo looked at this question from a surprisingly different angle, and said while trying to blaze a new trail1, “Xiao Zhou Zhou……”

The driver’s face instantaneously went dark.

That little bastard was about to ascend again.

……The premonition came true.

Qiao-randomly-ascending-little-bastard was foolishly happy in his own tiny world. He puckered his lips and said the word “Zhou“ with an improper pronunciation, “Xiao Chu Chu.”

He felt that it was quite fun so he repeated, “Chu Chu~”

Fu Zhi Zhou got so annoyed that he took out the bag of dried prunes that he had prepared from the junk box and threw it towards the back seat, “Just eat your snacks!”

Grandpa Fu was over the moon as usual, “It’s only towards our Luo Luo that he will have this patience. Tsk tsk. Zhi Zhou, don’t show such an ugly expression. So what if a little child plays around? You’re too strict!”

Saying so, he sighed softly and mumbled to himself, “That’s true. He’s the grandson of that old thing, how could he not be strict?”

The family sitting at the back didn’t notice the conversation of the grandfather-grandson sitting in front. Fu Zhi Zhou reached out a hand to hold Grandpa Fu’s as he helplessly persuaded, “Grandpa, you’re mindlessly mulling over useless things again.”

Anyhow, Grandpa Fu was someone who was already 70+ years old. After a night of lively fun, he was tired so he went to rest first.”

Fu Zhi Zhou followed Father and Mother Qiao to put down the luggage at Qiao house. He was caught by Qiao Luo as he was held hostage by the corner of his shirt, “You promised to play with me once I’m back.”

Although his temper was bad, Fu Zhi Zhou had never gone back on any of his promises to Qiao Luo.

So it was the same this time round. Even though his face was as cold as usual, he still said, “En. I’ll come home this weekend.”

Qiao Luo’s pair of big eyes shone brightly with excitement and a cunning gleam. The hand at the corner of the shirt changed to swinging the arm. Qiao Luo sold meng as he dragged his words, “I want to go to your school.”

Fu Zhi Zhou couldn’t retrieve his arm back and asked after being in a deadlock for a minute, “Where will you stay if you go to my school?”

Qiao Luo said without any hesitation, “Your dorm! Don’t we sleep together at your home too?”

Fu Zhi Zhou had to forgive this fool who had never even been to a dorm and reminded him, “The bed in my house is 2 metres and the bed in the dorm is only 1 metre. Are you sure that you won’t fall?”

Qiao Luo had no idea how to gauge this measurement of metres, so he said without using his brain, “I’ll sleep inside so I won’t fall down!”

Will you die if you don’t use your brain?

Fu Zhi Zhou gritted his teeth, “So you will push me down, is that it?”

Qiao Luo giggled and looked at Fu Zhi Zhou cutely, speaking in an exceptionally innocent way, “I’ve only kicked you once when we were younger so why do you still hold onto that grudge?”

Fu Zhi Zhou’s head and chest began to ache.

That year, this little rascal’s sleeping posture had changed 180 degrees. The thing that made Fu Zhi Zhou freeze was not the fact that he was kicked down from the 2 metres wide bed, but the fact that Qiao Luo could still ask him the next day, innocently and purely while being muddle headed, “Is it more cooling to sleep on the floor?” Who could forget such a thing!

Currently, this little rascal used an even more innocent, even purer, even cuter face, selling more meng, to look at him than that year. Fu Zhi Zhou deeply inhaled and exhaled, and was no longer able to hold back, so he compromised, “Forget it. Anyway, it’s summer vacation. I’ll ask my roommate to let you sleep on his bed.”

Qiao Luo leaped high up and landed on Fu Zhi Zhou’s body, using both hands and feet to grab onto the other, he shouted, “Dad! Mom! I’m going off with Zhou Zhou gege!”

Since young, since young, since young!! Once he was excited, he would always jump onto Fu Zhi Zhou’s body! What kind of habit was this!

Fu Zhi Zhou felt that his blood pressure was going above the roof tonight, all thanks to this little bastard. He deeply resented himself for getting soft-hearted once he heard that sickly voice and agreeing to play with Qiao Luo. Gritting his teeth, he said, “Qiao Luo, if you still don’t get down and end up falling, don’t you dare to complain to me.”

Qiao Luo grabbed Fu Zhi Zhou’s neck in a death-grip, “I don’t wanna.”

Since young, Fu Zhi Zhou grew fast. Qiao Luo, who always followed him, was a small little thing, so grabbing him like that was still acceptable. But the current Qiao Luo was a 1.7m tall guy. Even if he was skinny, he still had weight. Fu Zhi Zhou was afraid that he would fall and his entire being was about to explode, “QIAO! LUO!”

Qiao Luo rushed him, “I can just directly bring over my luggage. Faster, faster, faster! Carry me while you walk.”

Fu Zhi Zhou snapped, pinching Qiao Luo’s tiny waist as he pulled him down from his shoulder. He said with a dark expression, “In your dreams!”

Qiao Luo tilted his furry head over in offering, “Here, I’ll let you hug me.”

His height reached Fu Zhi Zhou’s neck effortlessly, “Hug me. Hug me.”

His hair was soft and fuzzy, still carrying a faint scent of shampoo. The itch from his head rubbing against his neck made Fu Zhi Zhou’s expression even darker. His eyebrows creased and his body felt as if it was nailed down, allowing Qiao Luo to rub against him for a while. Then, he used one finger to push Qiao Luo’s forehead away. His heart was drained beyond imagination, “I’ll fetch you tomorrow. I’m accompanying my grandpa tonight. You’d better stay home obediently.”

Author’s note: 

Shi Si (author’s pen-name) looks at the question from a surprisingly pure angle, and hints while trying to show off her originality, “Xiao Hai Xing……” (crazily trying to hint)

T/N: QL messing with fire and didn’t get burnt from the rage (¬‿¬)

Btw the author was just hinting for everyone to support her on the site! 

our Luo Luo is trying something new here~