Chapter 118

Yang Xuan took a deep breath and put his hands together. "Elder sister, you are my own elder sister. Please do something. When you crush my IQ in the future, leave some affection for my men. I also want face. Pick a good day and I'll give you a big gift!"

At this time, Yang Xuan no longer thought the woman was smart, because the word smart was far from enough to describe this terrible realm.

If you have to describe it, just two words: evil!

What a beautiful female demon.

Fortunately, this is a normal society. If such a female demon appeared in the dark world, I don't know how much trouble it would cause.

"I'll open the way for you in the front. You follow me closely behind. Be careful when you walk. It's easy to have snakes on the mountain this season... Well, when I didn't say the second half, just follow me."

With that, Yang Xuan took a small shovel from the trunk, opened the way in front, and went all the way up the path.

I don't know how many years no one has passed this path. There are many weeds and thorns all the way. We have to use the military shovel to open the way forward.

Although he was crushed to shame by the intelligence quotient of the female demon behind him several times, Yang Xuan was the master who easily admitted defeat.

Deliberately picked such a rugged and difficult path with thorns, even a young and strong adult man would have a lot of trouble, let alone a thin and tender woman.

No matter how smart you are, you'll always be a woman. When you're so tired that you lie down and beg for mercy like me, you have to press your head!

Yang Xuan thought angrily in his heart.

At this time, Xiao Ziyi's voice suddenly came from behind, "the idea is beautiful, but the facts often run counter. Give me the shovel and I'll go ahead to open the way."

Xiao Ziyi's eyes didn't know how long they were, and he gave Yang Xuan the little 99 in his heart.

"Ah? Are you going to open the way?"

Yang Xuan hesitated for a moment and handed over the shovel. "OK, go ahead and look at the road. If you can't hold it, say it. It's not embarrassing."

The moment Xiao Ziyi took over the shovel, she threw the iconic eyes floating with just the right dark fragrance at Yang Xuan again, which made Yang Xuan tremble all over and his hands tremble. The shovel almost didn't fall to the ground.

Every time the demon showed such eyes, Yang Xuan would definitely suffer a big loss. I don't know what kind of demon to be this time.

But this place is a wilderness. Brain is really a good thing, but it's not always useful. If you annoy me, she can turn the sky with a stick from the back and divide two forks into three times and five times?

"I don't prevent you from thinking nonsense. I can't even go deeper. I just have to remind you that wandering is the most taboo on mountain roads. I think you should understand this."

This female evildoer always seems to be able to see through Yang Xuan's mind all the time. When her heart was broken, Yang Xuan could not help but face a red face. She also did not know if she was suffering from bad luck and cold water.

In short, when the other party's voice fell, Yang Xuan, who was distracted, guessed a loose rock impartially, rowed under his feet, and then fell into a dog's shit without face.

"Elder sister, are you so open? Deliberately leave me a stone."

Yang Xuan was lying on the ground, looking very embarrassed, showing an expression of wanting to cry without tears.

However, a demon who brought disaster to the country and the people had an inexplicable camera in his hand, clicked and recorded the scene, and then laughed wildly.

Looking at the antique camera in the woman's hand, which has long disappeared in the world and even uses the most original film, Yang Xuan especially wanted to ask how the other party thought about it.

But on second thought, it's better not to think about what the female demon thinks. She can only ask for trouble.

"Don't worry. It's just a personal habit. I like nostalgia and listen to the sound of film transposition when I press the shutter."

Xiao Ziyi seems to have a system installed on her. She can always guess what anyone is thinking.

This feeling makes Yang Xuan feel extremely uncomfortable. As a top soldier, he often performs all kinds of dangerous and unpredictable tasks, plays all kinds of roles, and is most taboo to be seen through camouflage.

But in front of the demon, all his careful thoughts were almost transparent.

Continuing along the path, Yang Xuan was soon disappointed again.

In his eyes, such a young lady who was born in a big family and was treated with dignity since childhood, even if she has a abnormal mind, she must be spoiled for manual work.

So he deliberately chose such a rugged mountain road to kill the young lady's spirit.

But in fact, it is an old saying that the ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny.

It was almost halfway through the journey, but the demon was still calm and calm, his face was not red and breathless, and occasionally he would spare his hand, take out the antique camera still using film, and flash a few pictures at some unknown flowers and plants.

Her pace is calm and calm, maintaining a unique rhythm that can almost cure obsessive-compulsive disorder. Every seemingly random step, the trample position seems to be carefully calculated.

"Although I haven't received any special training, I prefer to toss since I was a child. In addition, my old man who likes to smoke dry tobacco always likes to get some strange herbs to recuperate me, so my physical fitness has always been very good."

The female demon saw through Yang Xuan's mind again, walked forward and said faintly: "my brother also taught me some essentials of taking the mountain road, rhythm, breathing, rhythm, and even mentality. We must maintain a critical point of special relaxation."

"Many people obviously have good physical fitness. They can run marathons on the flat ground, but they are out of breath after a few steps up the mountain. The reason is that they don't understand the mystery. They mess up the rhythm. No matter how good their physical strength is, they have to lie down."

"In addition, I'm boring. I don't have any other hobbies at ordinary times. I like to visit famous mountains, rivers and mountains in my spare time. My footprints have covered less than half of the planet. I'll continue to practice on the basis of theory. Although I can't walk on flat ground, I won't be out of breath in a few steps, so I'm estimated to disappoint you again."

Yang Xuan was no longer embarrassed this time, and his frustration was not as strong as before. Anyway, he was used to being crushed by this woman's IQ.

Demons have to be a little different from normal people, don't they?

Well, I don't want to say anything. I'll just stay behind others and get through today. Who wants to pack and rent it to others as a driver and tour guide today?

But it's boring to walk like this. The flowers and so-called scenery in the mountains are completely unattractive to him. When he was on a mission, he could hide in the primeval forest alone for three or two months. It's disgusting to see these things.

And the demon in front walks slowly. According to this rhythm, when can it reach the top?

What a grinding goblin!

Yang Xuan sighed and subconsciously swept away the female goblin in front.

But at such a glance, he was suddenly stunned, and then almost burst out laughing.

My brain is really broken. What scenery are you looking for? It's full of spring ahead.

If you can give 70 points to the scenery of this unknown hill, Xiao Ziyi's back is definitely 100 points, which is still based on 100 points, otherwise there will be more.

Yingying's small waist was twisted, and his black hair was like a waterfall behind his head. His two white and straight long legs were called a lotus flower, and his back was facing himself without sneaking. Yang Xuan's eyes absorbed nutrients recklessly, and even felt that his eyesight had improved a lot.

What is eye candy?

Probably means now.