Volume 1 - CH 32

Chapter 32

“Good morning!”

After school the next day, they immediately made flyers and began to prepare for the festival while dividing into a flyer distribution team, a shopping team, and a decoration team.

Me, Rekizuki and Akira are in the leaflet distribution team.

Rekizuki and Akira’s job is to pull the customers , and I was forced to do it because Koyomi insisted.

But the number of the leaflets hasn’t gone down at all.

I guess I’ll go check on Akira for a while.

AD

“Oiー, Akiraー”

“What is it? Are you done already?”

“No, not at all……..How about you?”

“I have around 10 leaflets left.”

“You’re fast!”

No, he really is fast. I can’t believe he can give out almost 100 leaflets during the span of one hour………..

I’ve only given out about 30 percent of mine.

“Isn’t Koyomi even faster? Why don’t you go and take a look?”

“Nn? Aah, that’s right.”

And so I went to Koyomi’s place. To my surprise, there was a woman who had already finished handing out the leaflets and was busy fiddling with her phone.

Damn it all…….they are biased towards the good-looking one after all!

“Are you finished already?”

“Ah, Kouyou! Yeah I just finished.”

“That’s fast. Can you help a little?”

“Un, okayー”

Then I asked Koyomi to help me, but her pace was completely different.

It’s amazing…………how people can be so honest to strangers. If it was me then I wouldn’t even spare a glance.

AD

“Huh? You’re so cute. Do you want to play for a while?”

Uwahh, here it isー. The old-fashioned pick-up artist. And there are 4 of them.

This is a nasty one.

“Ah, I’m sorry. I’m currently in the middle of a school activity………”

“Then, tell me when you are done. Or better yet, tell me your RINE. Let’s have a good time on this summer vacation!”

“No, I…already have a boyfriend…..”

“It’s fine, it’s fine. It’s fine if you don’t get found out.”

I already found out though. I’m just right beside you after all.

AD

“No, umm, this is really troubling me……”

“It’s fine! Let’s playー. It’s fine! I’m not going to hurt you!”

“No, but…..”

“We’re just going to play a little! Hey!”

“But, I have a boyfriend………”

“Like I say, it’s fine if you are not found out.”

And it’s already found out since I’m looking at it.

“No, this, this person here is my boyfriend!”

As she said that, she grabbed my arm and pulled me close.

Uwahh………..Huh? Is what the expression you are making now looks like…….This is the worst.

“Don’t tell me those makeshift lies”

“It’s, it’s true!”

“Ahー…………..It is true though…..”

“Haa? For real? You’re dating this guy? Stop it! I am better than him!”

“No……….This one is cooler.”

“You just haven’t realized it. We can teach you something better.”

“It’s fine……….Just come with us instead of this gloomy spectacles okay?”

“But……”

“Hey! ………… So let’s see how cool this guy is. Hey, you!”

“Eh? What’s that? Sc…..ary?”

“Why are you lying to me like that? Let’s see how cool you are!”

“And how would we do that?”

“There’s only one thing that man would do right!?”

“Ko, Kouyou! Let’s run!”

“Hehe! We won’t let you get away!”

One of them grabbed Koyomi’s arm.

AD

Alright, this is an outー! This is completely outー!

“Haah……..I don’t want to..Would you let go of that hand? I’m not telling you to stop picking up girls. I’m not saying you should stop if someone already have a boyfriend. But you just can’t grab her arm if she doesn’t want it. And I don’t have a reason in the first place to participate in this game. Can you let go now?”

“What? You don’t have confidence? You’re a lousy son of a bitch!”

“No, that’s not the case……In the first place, we are currently doing a school activity, you should do these types of things in private.”

“Don’t you dare mess with me!”

Uwahh………

This is the type that can’t use languages properly.

“I’ve never been in a fight before after all…….Why don’t we play something safer? Besides, I would be angry if I got into a fight during a school activity…..”

“Shut up!”

The guy who seems to be the leader and is talking all the time kicks me lightly in the stomach. It doesn’t hurt as much as I thought it would, yeah. This guy went easy on me. He’s a good guy.

“Kouyou!…..Stop it!”

“No, that is really just……….”

“You’re obstinate!”

He punched me in the face. I quickly turn my upper body upside down to avoid it.

“No, you’re the one who is obstinate here”

“Ouou, you’re doing great!”

“Kouyou! Kouyou!”

Koyomi’s cries went unheard, and the first of his minions attacked.

I don’t want to get hurt. Nor do I want to get angry either.

I would like neither of them……….

………….I wouldn’t want to get hurt more though.

I avoided it as quickly as I could, but the momentum had made it impossible to stop, so I caught my foot and let it roll.

“Uwoh!”

ーーーBoom.

“Alright, this is my win!”

As I was about to say, one of his friends tried to hit me.

I dodged the blow and delivered a beautiful single-backed blow. The knowledge I had learned in junior high school physical education was now in full bloom.

And then the one who was holding Koyomi’s arm attacked me from behind. I kicked with my heel before my opponent did. I hit him in the face, and he fell to the ground.

Uwahh……This is painful.

“You bastard, to make fun of me!”

The first one I had just defeated struck me again. I avoided it, threw a hook, and beat him.

It’s so easy. …………

“F#ck you! Making light of us!”

I’m not making light of you though. In fact you were the ones who started this. But you’re kind of creepy. But.

The leader throws two punches. I avoided that and punched him in the stomach as hard as I could.

I held my stomach and folded my waist so my face was in a good position.

I’m going to hit you there.

Ouch! It hurts! Your face is really hard.

The leader got a nosebleed and looks like he is in pain. But,

“Alright, this is my win!………Can you go home already?”

“Tch!”

Four of them left without much resistance.

“I was surprised…………Kouyou is strong at fighting, huh. Then the thing about not being in a fight before was a lie then. It’s unexpected………..”

“No, I really haven’t been in a fight before though?”

“Eh? Then why?”

“There was a time when I longed for strength. I was wondering what strength was. When I was thinking about it, I just happened to see Bruce Lee on TV, and I thought, ‘That’s it!’. So I started doing Jeet Kune Do.”

“Hee……..”

“Well, it became a pain in the ass and I quit after three days.”

“Eh!”

“I was in the first grade when I joined the school for that. During the time I joined the school, I beat the strongest one who was at the third grade at the time. I already got strong enough, well thenー! Is what I thought at the time.”

“Is, is that so……..”

“Come on, let’s get this leaflet distribution thing over with, shall we?”

“Yeah, you’re right!”

Having said that, I gave most of the leaflets to Rekizuki.

In spite of this, the ending time was almost the same.

I’m never going to hand out leaflets again.