Chapter 303： "Desperate struggle" between elementary school students and teachers

After seeing the classroom, the principal took Ye Xiu and walked to the other side.

The principal said as he walked: "The office is in front.

Hey.

Now I am embarrassed to enter the office.

School funding is tight, and half a year's salary can be paid. "

"Don't worry, salary is not a problem." Ye Xiu smiled.

"Please come in."

When Zhao Yanbin heard this, his eyes lightened slightly, and he was grateful, and stepped forward and opened the door.

Walking in, seven or eight teachers immediately got up and shouted: "Principal."

"Well, sit down. If you are busy with you, I will bring a friend over to have a look."

Zhao Yanbin waved his hand and said.

"Good principal."

A group of teachers sat down obediently and continued to work.

"Principal, come out for a while, something is wrong."

A voice came from outside the door.

Seeing Zhao Yanbin look over, Ye Xiu smiled and said, "It's okay, you will be busy with you first.

I'll take a look at it first. "

"Hey, good." After finishing talking, Zhao Yanbin hurried out.

Ye Xiu wandered around the office casually.

At this time, I suddenly heard a complaint.

"Oh, it's a headache, what these little guys are thinking about every day.

It is not easy to write an assignment. "

A female teacher with eyes rubbed her temples with a distressed expression.

The teacher next to him laughed when he heard it: "Why, what unconventional homework has come out?"

"Yes, it is getting harder and harder to teach students nowadays."

After a moment of stunned, Ye Xiu walked over to take a look, and also smiled.

A word problem.

My mother bought a new stationery box for Lele, which cost 6 yuan and 5 jiao.

Q: How can I pay? Please write down two payment methods.

Answer:

(1) Alipay.

(2) Prestige payment.

(3) Swipe the card.

"..."

Just look at this answer and highlight one outrageous one.

and also.

On a Chinese volume.

Imitate sentences.

The kingfisher flew past like an arrow.

Use "like" to imitate.

The following students.

I'm like a dog at the same table...

Is it ridiculous?

There is also a allusion to fill in the blanks.

In the brackets, fill in a slip of "Pippi Shrimp".

(Pippi Shrimp) Stumbled into Baihutang by mistake-straight into it.

(Pippi Shrimp) Soldiers-take one as ten.

(Pippi Shrimp) Defeated Huarong Road-as expected.

(Pippi Shrimp) Make a big deal-turn the danger into a breeze.

(Pipi Shrimp) Seventy-two changes-vast magical powers.

...

God special pippi shrimp!

ヽ(ー_ー)ノ

It's outrageous.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i am so irritated

The teacher who judged the paper was about to explode.

Crazy crossed on the roll with a pen.

The last volume is even more excessive.

Students leave a message at the end.

"There are eleven errors in this volume, and I won't.

Ask the teacher to help me find it out. "

Is this special, is it the teacher testing the student, or the student testing the teacher?

The teacher's hand holding the pen trembled slightly.

Very angry.

Ye Xiu was speechless when he watched from the sidelines.

Hey.

Don't let the flowers of the motherland grow into exotic flowers.

In the mood of helping the future motherland flowers.

Ye Xiu took the scroll and said, "I'll do this."

The female teacher was stunned for a moment, but Ye Xiu picked up the scroll without responding.

Just saw Ye Xiu swiping.

Swipe, quickly wrote a line of words on it, and put down the roll.

"All right."

The teacher picked up the roll, froze for a moment, and then giggled.

Student message: "There are 11 errors in this volume, I won't.

Ask the teacher to help me find it out. "

Ye Xiu: "Please find out these 11 errors. Write each error five times."